...ing that maybe tomorrow I could dress up as
Gaara!" said Bobby."Get in the house now and change!"
ordered Hank.As Bobby went inside, Hank sighed and
muttered "That boy aint right.""What ever happened to the dang ol
oldtimes man when ninjas dressed in dang ol black man and went Chop!
Chop! Chop!?" asked Boomhauer."It won't be long before the
government starts brainwashing children into thinking they're ninjas
and then having them destroy all of the propane." rambled Dale."Dammit Dale! If you don't shut
up, I'm gonna kick your ass!" shouted Hank."Fine! Now that Bobby's a ninja,
I'll just have him protect me." replied Dale."For the last time, the boy is not
a ninja!" yelled Hank. He stormed out of the alley and walked
into his house and into Bobby's room."Now son, I'm glad you're reading
but-" began Hank as he opened the door, but stopped when he saw
that Bobby was making weird hand gestures."What are you doing?" asked
replied Bobby. "I'm trying to create a doppelganger.""Bwhaaaaa!" cried Hank. He
shut the door and then saw Peggy sitting in a chair reading. Hank
went over and sat down."What's the matter Hank?"
asked Peggy."Bobby's in his room practicing
witchcraft and whatnot!" replied Hank."It's not witchcraft!" said
Peggy laughing. "He's just playing ninja!""I don't think we should let him